Parle-G's COET scores 1st goal in 6 yrs

(Some old stuff posting it here before posting the new one...I will definitely try to be active)

12th Sept :
In a soccer match played betwn Parle G's Coet and COE PP(mirchi lagli ka)Parle G's Coet scored its first goal in 6 years
Ther was some confusion about the goal scorer betn chinchi and ballack but KAA-TY(Not cat-ty)
reported that it was ballack who scored(Was it bcos of PP).But the heros of the day wer
Sage hair Jhingle and Odd Wait Wenger who played a vital role in the victory of COE PP.
Jhingle who was believed to play for Chetuk A was the player of the match(He was supposed to be the last man behind both the defenders Mandy and SAMYA:actually Samya was goin to play in front but KAA-ty got a red card bcos he didn't bring a red card Khairya was the obvious sub for him but Jhingle and wenger had some other plans.Samya was made to play as a defender and Kanav who was parle G's glucose i.e.secret weapon was introducedearly.)
The first half was dominated by parle-G who played with just 2 defenders who did an excellent job.Jhingle the last man at one time became a first man and even had an off-side decision against him.Later he became a goal keeper and tried to catch the ball from halfline.
In the second half jhingle made a big blunder.He could not clear a simple ball givin possesion to COE PP players.
It was 4 on 2: 4 coe PP players vs sam and mandy.COE PP scored.Ryan tried his best but it was always goin to be difficult
to save the goal.
Vulgar language was heard from the Parle-g's dressing room.
But the players did not lose hope.......Chinchi,Swap-Mech wala,Kanav,Ballack,Nanda-Batta,COOL improved their game.
They got 2 free kicks.First one,it was inches away from goal.
But the 2nd free kick was converted .Kanav took a perfect free kick.Ther was confusion in the D of COE-PP and GOAL!!!!
Their 1st goal in 6 years.It was either ballck or Chinchi ...........dunno much.
Now wenger had some other plans........Cool who was a regular penalty taker was substituted instead of jhingle or Wenger.Chaiti was brought in did his best in the limited time. Meanwhile jhingle again left one ball, this time he became a donkey and slept on the ground.Again 4 on 2....but Mandy, Sam and Ryan did an excellent job
to save the ball.Wenger (the playing manager) took goal kicks only to clear the ball out of the ground,It was time for penalties:
Parle-G had the best goal keeper,some good penalty takers and a captain who boasted to have never missed a penalty.But COE-pp had jhingle and ODD-WAIT.
Swap converted 1st one.COE-PP too converted the 1st one.
Jhingle to take the 2nd one.In the whole match he had not hit the ball even at a knee height but the penalty he took.......the ball had gone over the
goal post..up up and away.
Pressure on ryan and coe-PP scored.Kanav and Sam took excellent shots.
Ryan made an excellent attempt and made a brilliant save.
4 penalties wer over.Score was 3-3.5th penalty taker was Wenger who had never missed a penalty.(Was it true?)........he lost his moral
he said "majha moral down jhala".And told chaiti to take the penalty....he missed.
Pressure on Ryan and...........he saved.
6th penalty :No one was ready hence wenger took it.
The 2nd worst penalty of the match.He had hit the ball with his heels.He had missed it.
COE-PP converted the last one........they had won

In an exclusive interview the reserve player of parle-G i.e. NO 27 (SKATE) said "I would have easily converted the penalty.
In practice my performance,khade's performance was any time better than jhingle cause we play for the team and not for ourselves
.Jhingle SUX."

It was later reveled that Jhingle did not play for Chetuk-A but for Chetuk-SHE..who was goin to get demoted to Chetuk-PEE.